Cat Poetry

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will surely show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds -
your foot just squashed one.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If we only had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey."


You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Blur of motion, then -
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper?"

Small brave carnivores
Kill pinecones and mosquitos
Fear vacuum cleaner.

Wanna go outside.
Oh shit! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.

We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?